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<ph0tek> Jemm, you're a women-magnet(R) ?
<Jemm> yeah.. unfortunately the wrong end :(
<ph0tek> hehe
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<blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude.
<LkTrout1> hypr is jealous of blazemore's Dell nametag.
<hypr> im jealous of lks lack of penile gland
<LkTrout1> My bulbourethral glands work just fine.
<LkTrout1> nerd
<hypr> ahahah
<gb> LakeTrout the wannabe doctor
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<Myrmidon> Why do Windows have a feature called Sticky Keys when I can do it myself ?
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* inkedmn is BORED
< jbm> inkedmn: drink beers. fuck wife.
< inkedmn> jbm: no beer/money, wife's at work
< jbm> uh. got any pets?
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TRex-o: I want to settle an argument. Am I an invasive species?
sjackso: invasive species reproduce
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* IZS logs in and delets all potential child porn
<IZS> rm -rf /
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<JoeSCHM0E> i cook so badly, we pray AFTER meals
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<torque--> i can fart out loud in an internet cafe because everyones wearing headphones
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<cdk> the computer admin at the office is just the kinda LINUX 0wnZ WIND0wZ nazi
<cdk> and he's goddamn paranoid
<cdk> and he smells
<@noosie> most linux guru's smell
<@noosie> linux before personal hygiene... that's their moto
<cdk> do most linux guru's whistle and make awful jokes and hysterically laugh at their OWN jokes?
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<SpaceCow> moses
<SpaceCow> did he have his own group of folowers as jesus and mohammed did?
<AL9000> No
<AL9000> He just led the jews out of Egypt
<AL9000> for 40 years
<+Exor[B-A]> heh
<AL9000> Worst. Guide. Ever.
<SpaceCow> hahaha
<+DopefishJustin> hehe
<+DopefishJustin> well God was deliberately making them go in circles
<+DopefishJustin> because they pissed him off with the golden calf
<SpaceCow> "Ok, lets go across the desert" *Two years later* "Wait, lets go back, I dropped a nickel"
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<+dementia^> they should have reality tv program on that is actually funny.
<+dementia^> called "ima noob get me out of here" and make them use linux for a week
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<Rjx> hmm.....goatse.cx is a better link
<ganonboy> what section of the site are the ROMS in?
<ganonboy> ? is it http://www.goatse.cx
<ganonboy> ??
<Rjx> yup
<ganonboy> I dont see any N64 roms?
<Rjx> what do you see?
<ganonboy> A sick picture...
<Rjx> click on it
<Rjx> it's an imagemap
<Rjx> click on his ass
<ganonboy> you are lying
<Rjx> did you try it?
<ganonboy> yes
<ganonboy> and nothing happens
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<Fryth> anyone seen the movie pi
<Murdock> I saw it 3.14 times.
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* Derek_ thinks costa ricans are wierd
<matts> I think people who spell weird "wierd" are weird
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<[GSF]Nitro> if that hot assistant had done a tumor check on my nads, it would have been an embarrassing experience for both of us
<Quizical> heh
<PunMeister> lol
<The_Spaniard> excuse me sir can you do something about that erection
<[GSF]Nitro> unless she found a tumor.. that would kill the mood pretty fast I bet
<[GSF]Nitro> 8=============D
<[GSF]Nitro> you have cancer
<[GSF]Nitro> 8D
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<speedy> This chick is hot, in a creepy "i'm a rapist" way
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<Locke> I went on an exciting box and pie adventure. <Locke> It wasn't nearly as sexual as it sounds.
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<Acero> i hate this piece of shit router!
<Acero> what do i do now
<Acero> this piece of crap wont fix
<Acero> i hate fucking networking
<SD_Washu> rtfm?
<Acero> i did
<Acero> i read it like 3 times
<Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section
<Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers
<Acero> "router settings for couriers"
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<Samus> With some minor manipulation, I can make my uncircumcised penis look like Birdo from Super Mario 2
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*** Now talking in #anime
*** Topic is 'go to #anime-core'
* Kurin looks at the topic
<Kurin> A little blatant, don't you think?
<Ghaleon> More 'direct' than 'blatant'
<WyldXyld> weeds out the vermin
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<Avery> I called AOL tech support once
<Avery> I was hungover
<Avery> and couldn't find my pants
<Avery> so I called them
<Avery> the lady told me to look under the kitchen table
<Avery> andthere they were
<Avery> how she knew that is beyond me
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<TheMeandMe> did you know Free Willy is manipulating?
<TheMeandMe> the movie
<amorph> is this a joke?
<TheMeandMe> its been made by the us government to turn the people into slaves
<TheMeandMe> think about the title
<TheMeandMe> "free will, y?"
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<AdeptaCheese> now
<AdeptaCheese> im scared to ask this
<AdeptaCheese> but what the fuck
<AdeptaCheese> is bukkake
<Al3xand3r> :o
<Al3xand3r> :x
<Al3xand3r> XD
<Al3xand3r> I have no idea...
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<+Celestar> there was some gun with a warning:"When shooting on people, clothing may be damaged"
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SpleeGuy: i'm bored
SuperSu: ok let me do something
SpleeGuy: ok
SuperSu signed off
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<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town?
<triple6> I'm not going that way, sorry.
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<fatcat> Someone wrote <shit> on the outside of a stall door in the bathroom, and </shit> on the inside.
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<@Headknocker> what happens when 5 emos sit in a square room?
<@Headknocker> one dies because he has no corner to cry in :D
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<willo> how the hell do you submit sites to google anymore
<ogw-iii> google for it
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<rad_ed> NOOOOOO i didn't want to do that no no no no
<Sharkd> what?
<rad_ed> i added honey boo boo to my google news section
<rad_ed> no no no no how do i undo
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<usagi> "As for religion and science, I'm placing a restraining order, Religion must stay 500 feet from Science at all times."
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<alice333> ya at 14 you still exploring your own body....boy
<Canasian> LoL exploring?
<Canasian> Girls explore their body
<Canasian> Boys just jack the fuck off
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*** Joins: SYch0 ([email protected])
<SYch0> coo
<SYch0> just put my old computer in my new case
<ikk|q3a> wow!
<TheFlux2k> duz it magically run faster?
<SYch0> butholes
<SYch0> wtf do I even talk to u ppl
*** Quits: SYch0 ( <k!15b7>)
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<sparhawk85> if Electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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<yods> maybe i should send her a loveop to apologise
<yods> 'sorry i was so mean..hope the suicde goes well...heres a shotty
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<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> dipshit
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<Rammie> how do I change my quit message
<EileenB> type /quit message
*** Rammie has quit IRC (message)
<EileenB> :D
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(@kaleido) so i start the video clip
(@Blaxthos) of that hottie we turned on on webcam the other night?
(@kaleido) coworker walks in just as im closing it to send to the machine at home
(@kaleido) "if you send it to me i wont say anything"
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<Freezed> Just wondering if its possible to download a windows 95/98 source code, or ..
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<Caedar[SOT]> God, I hate people with no game experience who work at game stores.
<Kaelo[LoR]> yeah me too Caedar[SOT] ... You want what? Gay Sex 2?
<Kaelo[LoR]> *sigh* nonono, DEUS EX 2
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<Hagane> I can squeeze through 5 foot gaps in Crimson Skies.
<Michael> Trouble is you can't do that in real life...
<Hagane> Yeah, but it isn't that hard in the game... So it can't be that hard in real life...
<Michael> It's exactly that type of mentality that drives this country forward.
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<XAlien88> you can always tell when packet kiddies run a shell provider
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(nathan) weird. my dsl works better as long as i'm constantly pinging the server
(nathan) as soon as i stop pinging one direction or the other, it blocks up
(nathan) like a bad bowel movement
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<girl> so what's new?
<jsn> just got out of an abusive relationship
<girl> whoa, what happened?
<jsn> decided to stop abusing her
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<Acero> my parents never bought me candy for shit because my moms a dental assistant
<Acero> so i'd have to hide candy like drugs
<Acero> thats how i got so good at it
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<Ixnorp[Regenerating]> I think I've found an excellent unit of size measurement. It's the 'I could kill you and hide your body in it' unit. People usually become very quiet after you say, "yea, I could kill you and 3 other people and hide the bodies in this"
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<_8ight> i put a hit of LSD on a hamster's eyeball in high school
<_8ight> it died that nite :(
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<DA_BUTCHER> Annie will you marry me?
<DA_BUTCHER> I don't care what gender you are!
<|Annie|> shizz
<DA_BUTCHER> I'm Greek
<|Annie|> that's like the 6th time someone's asked me that in here
<|Annie|> I'll get back to you k ._.
<Scotch> It's your own fault for making your gender so obvious in your nick
<DA_BUTCHER> yes but the others would freak out if you turned out to be a 30 year old wrestler named Bernard
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<BobInDaShadows> It's been my life goal to have a quote on bash
<BobInDaShadows> That and to meet somebody from Wyoming.
<Keiser> Why Wyoming?
<BobInDaShadows> Have YOU ever met somebody from Wyoming?
<Keiser> Good point
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