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ilovelickinstamp: i had all the answers to my history final today
ilovelickinstamp: and you know how you never want to get an A+
ilovelickinstamp: well i kept saying to myself
ilovelickinstamp: ok you can miss that one
ilovelickinstamp: and i lost count
ilovelickinstamp: and i ended up getting an 80%
ilovelickinstamp: i wouldve gotten a better score without the answers!
YaMoMsLova: dude...
YaMoMsLova: thats ridiculous mike
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<appleboy> Are you chinese?
<transgress> do i look chinese motherfucker?
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<DevXen> Today I was at the store and saw a Darth Vader action figure that said "Choking Hazard." It was great.
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<Disciple> i wish i could cut from my computer and paste to my homework
<Disciple> writing is teh sux
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<@RaptorIIC> Error: Too many arguments when calling GirlFriend();
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<Ki> HAHAHAHA I DID IT HAHAHA FUCKERS
<Ki> I ASSEMBLED THE BED
<Mellis> hmm?
<Mellis> congratulations you're a level 2 Ikeamancer
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<mEsHmAn> how do i set myself as away?
<mEsHmAn> in mIRC
*** theForger sets mode: +b *!*@host62-7-101-176.btinternet.com
*** mEsHmAn was kicked by theForger (mEsHmAn is away)
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<[SCSI]Zuph> i found it on some japanese site
<[SCSI]Zuph> maybe it will be in japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> japanese writting looks cool
<[SCSI]anon> doubt it
<[SCSI]Zuph> i'm thinking about going to babel fish, and translating "Cute japanese girlfriend wanted" then put that on a shirt
<[SCSI]Zuph> and no one will no what it means
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> but they won't respond
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their cute, and a girl
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(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =)
(PrimoPyro) *bloop*
(PrimoPyro) "what was that?"
(PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink...
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<ryda> earlier, i was lookin up doom 3 stuff
<ryda> and i clicked on this doom 3 screenshot link
<ryda> and it redirected to a pornsite
<ryda> and then my mum comes up to me and offers me a pringle
<ryda> and im just like sheeet
<milenko> ahhahaha
<milenko what did she say?
<ryda> i couldnt get it off the screen
<ryda> she pretended not to noticed
<ryda> alt f4 wasnt workin lol
<ryda> thing is, it looked really really gross
<milenko> what was it, cumshot?
<ryda> im not sure
<ryda> but i think it could have been tranny
<milenko> dude, YOUR FUCKED
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<Flippy_D> angst ^_^
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<boo> bored bored bored
<boo> let's play a game. we need 2 teams of 2. each player gives a word.
<boo> those words are combined, and then are checked to see if they're a valid http server.
<boo> 2 points if it's a real website, 1 point for a coming soon site.
<boo> who wants to play?
<boo> ...
<boo> :-O
<boo> see if I ever offer to entertain any of you again.
<boo> get out of my house.
<-- boo has quit (Quit: )
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<test4_> my mom just grounded me over Instant Messanger
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<PuffinFreshWog> Lord_Lamb: a cop came to our school and said that if two underage ppls fuck, they are, strictly by law, raping eachother
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<sano_> argh
<sano_> i just wrote a backup script
<sano_> and then i overwrote it
<sano_> and i dont have a backup of it
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(D1) ignore me
(D1) 9 out of 10 women do.
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<Arch1942> oh my god i love this WC3 mod
<dj> whats it like?
<Arch1942> 4 races that have 3 abilities each
<Arch1942> orcs, humans, night elves, and undead.
<Arch1942> Very Cool.
<dj> cool
<dj> whats the differences between the races?
<Hamster-AFK> dj - Well, white people can't jump for one thing
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<GeoTube> Seriously, my family is retarded, they have to write D, E or F on the cd/dvd reader/writers so they know which one is which when they put a disk in!
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<noddy> oops, i banned tgo last night and forgot to remove it :/
<Mortarion> yes you did
<noddy> sorry dude :*(
<The_Gifted_One> yeah, u whore :P
<noddy> :/
<Mortarion> am i gonna have to start checking the ban list when i get up every morning again?
<noddy> again!?
<Mortarion> yes, when i first gave you ops i'd have to check the banlist, usually you hadn't banned anyone in particular, you'd just filled it up with crap banmasks
<Mortarion> i got up one morning and like 40 countries had been banned
<The_Gifted_One> ROFL
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<Criznittle> cox.net
<dersteer> cox started blocking torrents
<badger> coxblocked!
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(Stacey```) i'd like to know who the fuck encodes shit to real player
(Stacey```) so i can kick their ass
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<athie`away> there is nothing wrong with touching yourself especially if you havent had and never will have sex
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<maff> you're such a sarcastabitch brett
<timmo`> if by sarcastic you mean sexy, then yes.
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(@Hanky) does anyone in here no if Tupac Shakur still has a web site?
(@DCx3) yer he updates it regulary
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<Rafeil> wimberly!
<Rafeil> wesely wimberly. the joke was if kim married him her name would be kimberly wimberly
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<jer|SYIOUX> i only care about sex when I'm horny, when I'm not, I be like "omg eww liek no way"
<MiG-S0up> are you gay?
<jer|SYIOUX> no
<MiG-S0up> cuz if u are thats alright man
<jer|SYIOUX> ...
<MiG-S0up> i mean i always supsected something
<jer|SYIOUX> I'm not gay
<MiG-S0up> i support you 100%
<jer|SYIOUX> stop hitting on me
<MiG-S0up> i'll give u a ride to those gay support rallies
<MiG-S0up> i mean if thats ur thing
<MiG-S0up> cuz its ok
<MiG-S0up> i support you 100%
<jer|SYIOUX> i'm not gay but I do think keanu reeves is hot
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Renleve: Pimpegration!
Renleve: Maria whores herself out at $20 a go under her pimp's auspices to 3^x - x^3 + 7x + 12 guys every day, compounding hourly, where the Wednesday lunch hour, starting at noon, is the zero mark. What economic model should Johnny employ to maximize personal revenue through the following Monday (by which time Maria
will surely have died of a heroin overdose or at the hands of an overly enthusiastic customer)?
Renleve: The correct answer was "smack dat bitch up and take all of her Jacksons, fo'real". We would also have accepted "voodoo economics". Thanks for playing, Maria, you dumb slut!
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<CofeeVint> how do i d/l ?
<Konno_Asami> type "/quit i love you" without quotes
y2kenjination has Quit iRC (i love you)
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taz10021: sleeeeep
VindicateD: Writing Paaaaaper
taz100: lol
taz100: you're still awake?
taz100: heh
VindicateD: No...this is the world's smartest away message talking.
VindicateD: ;)
taz100: not if you couldn't figure out that was rhetorical
taz100: ;-)
VindicateD: touche
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<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it
<molesto> :(
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<`Jamesy> i saw this old guy buy doom3 today
<`Jamesy> as he's buying it the shop assistant asks him what kinda pc/video card he has
<`Jamesy> and he mutters something about 32mb
<`Jamesy> and the assistant says it wont run and that he needs a new card with at least 128mb
<`Jamesy> and then the twit says
<`Jamesy> but it runs doom 2 ok!!!!!!
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<avat> damn, I've been playing ut too much
<avat> my cursor moved & I was gonna shoot it
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<Lan_> my iq is a range of 145-178
<kender> is that in kelvin?
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<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4 more months before i go home...
<Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards caffeine.
<Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh?
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<Dru> been going strong for like 20 minutes
<Velcro_> the viagra's helping eh?
<Dru> yeah like i need drugs to keep a constant hard on
<Quorthy> viagra is for ppl without usenet access
<Quorthy> & usenet is for ppl without vagina access
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<Legal18f> yet they insist on a/s/l!
<smarm> hehe
<Legal18f> Isn't it obvious by my nick that I'm a 21 year old male?
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[%werejag] people there aint no crack yet we have top warez sciencists working on it
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(Curb) don't worry no trees were harmed in the search for my glasses, toes were stubbed and lives were lost...but all tress are fine
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<Wazm> I was photographed in my natural environment today.
<Wazm> some photographers from the admissions office working on some brochure for UNF took 60 photographs of me programming
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<Volt9000> oy this is lame
<Volt9000> some 3 year old "genius" kid
<Volt9000> WOW HE KNOWS THE CAPITALS OF COUNTRIES
<DopefishJustin> omfg
<Volt9000> YEAH THAT MAKES HIM A GENIUS
<DopefishJustin> autistic more likely
<Volt9000> ROFL!!!!
<DopefishJustin> or maybe just a fucking dork
<Volt9000> :D
<Roger|tehsleep> OMG WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF MEXICO?! "vuenezuela" YOU GENIUS
<Volt9000> that autistic comment was awful :D
<Volt9000> ROFL ROGER
* Volt9000 can't breathe
<DopefishJustin> it's Mexico City, not one of the harder capitols :P
<Roger|tehsleep> i know that
<Roger|tehsleep> vuenezuela is the capital of peru, silly
<DopefishJustin> oh yeah
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[+Sirex]: ...busy moving from gentoo to debian :)
[Si|verwire]: gentoo, debian? eh? where do u live then
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<DTOX> I'm 16% bodyfat
<DTOX> I have a one pack
<jube_> a keg?
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<Caskie> Ive gotta try and write a 17 page letter, but i dont kno what to write
<Fletch> Just write 'i am a fish' 400 times
<Caskie? no! :P, thats a waste of paper
<Fletch> Pfft,Im sick of people saying 'dont waste paper'. If trees wanted to live, they'd all carry guns
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<Galoot> Jesus! Stupid kids. It's always "Daddy, please spend time with us. Daddy, we love you. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!" Don't they realize I'm in a chatroom?
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* Joins: Julie_ ([email protected])
Julie_ is [email protected] * * I'm to lame to read BitchX.doc *
<jube> Julie_ you're using bitchx and therefore unix.
<jube> that doesnt bode well for your dress size
<Julie_> ha
<jube> prove me wrong in .jpg form
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<Neris|triggermehappy> Well, if you count the number of times ive been cyber-uNFed , half the population of ffo would be in jail =P
<Locke> Telling you to fuck off doesn't count as uNFing.
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<an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much yesterday.
<an_ass733> You're supposed to laugh now, then I say "What's so funny?" and then I realize that what I said sounded like masturbation, and then I say "I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!!", then someone posts it onto bash.org and the score goes up to 200.
<Angelic_erection> well, let's start over
<an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much yesterday.
<+odaen> an_ass are you sure it was beatmania?
<an_ass733> Huh?
<an_ass733> Oh shit.
<Angelic_erection> lol
<JAT|DWIwithCar> Haha your wrist hurts
<an_ass733> I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!
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<Fandang0-> whats that band that the lead singer looks like Val Kilmer?
<thaRuler> the doors?
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<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target.
<GRAYwolf> We've got... Uhm... A bowling alley, out in Cambridge?
<The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your tornadoes.
<GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to completion...then the terrorists...they've already won.
<The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games.
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<Laemtao> Girls are like Wolfenstein 3D.
<Shatai> How so?
<Laemtao> If you get far enough, you have to fight Hitler himself.
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